So to set the scene we are both sitting on her bed with our pants off, me with a raging boner, him with a deflating one with spooge dripping out. She runs into the bathroom to go clean it up and is ostensibly going to come back in and finish me off. My friend shoots first and gets it all over her. It began with making out and eventually she was giving us both handjobs for all of our first times ever. To make a long story short, my friend and I both guys and straight were both experimenting with our female friend. There is no summary good enough for this epic story He walks back over to me, puts his hand on my shoulder, laughs and says, “have a good night sir”, before walking back to his car and driving away. He walks up, shines his flashlight on me and asks “is everything all right?” Here I am, pants unzipped, crotch covered in cum and puke and all I can say is, “my girlfriend got sick.” He walks over to her side and she’s hanging out of the open door busting up laughing. By the time I get out of the car he’s getting out of his as well. He see’s me do a high speed turn into the lot late at night so, naturally wants to see what I’m up to. As soon as I realize what has happened I pulled off the road into a high school parking lot so I can at least attempt to clean up some of the mess.Īs soon a I park I realize there’s a cop on the other side of the parking lot just lurking. It was awful, but that’s not the worst part.
I’m reveling in post BJ endorphins when all of a sudden I get a whiff of vomit and semen.
Apparently we were at a bad angle, when I went off I caused her to gag and she ended up vomiting all over my crotch and drivers seat. I was driving down the road being as careful as possible when boom goes the dynamite. A few years ago an ex and I were driving back to my parents place at night (in high school at the time) when I asked her if she would give me a little road head.